drinking games. seven, do your shit.
sand beard for a sand pig!
the house in st augustine, I have the right side with all the windows.
SAND PIGZ!
picture perfect:)
Friday, March 27, 2009
when pigz go bad
drinking games. seven, do your shit.sand beard for a sand pig! the house in st augustine, I have the right side with all the windows. SAND PIGZ!picture perfect:)
updateeeeee;
Okay, so I left for Florida Thursday...It's Friday...a week and one day later I am still here.
Countless applications, a place to live in beautiful downtown St. Augustine, two sand pigzzz, and Heather bringing me all my shit from Georgia.
Picture blog coming soon.
I can't really believe I just picked up my shit/someone else got my shit for me...and I am here. Milo with a sand beard is my idea of heaven.
I really don't have much to blog, I miss my family. I miss Callie, Cadence and Elijah.. That's going to be weird to not like be there, but this is an adventure I'm excited about it. Might as well do it while I'm young enough.
Crampz suck.
Countless applications, a place to live in beautiful downtown St. Augustine, two sand pigzzz, and Heather bringing me all my shit from Georgia.
Picture blog coming soon.
I can't really believe I just picked up my shit/someone else got my shit for me...and I am here. Milo with a sand beard is my idea of heaven.
I really don't have much to blog, I miss my family. I miss Callie, Cadence and Elijah.. That's going to be weird to not like be there, but this is an adventure I'm excited about it. Might as well do it while I'm young enough.
Crampz suck.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
I don't wanna make the drive back. :(
filled out job applications. house is set.
one of eddies friends showed us around st. augustine today. I love it, seriously love it. my house is near everything.
made friends.
blaaaaaaah blah blah blah.
drinking beer and eating donuts with jackie and sara... most fun.
jackie has been begging me to move in and she'd make me breakfast every morning.
so tempting.
more chocolate donuts. should not blog while drinking :(
filled out job applications. house is set.
one of eddies friends showed us around st. augustine today. I love it, seriously love it. my house is near everything.
made friends.
blaaaaaaah blah blah blah.
drinking beer and eating donuts with jackie and sara... most fun.
jackie has been begging me to move in and she'd make me breakfast every morning.
so tempting.
more chocolate donuts. should not blog while drinking :(
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
okay
cars fixed.
Leaving for the beach tomorrow. lots of beach trips planned.
Going to the salon I applied to and then to look at two different places I can live.
Took a salsa/hip hop work out class today. zoomba. seriously so much fun, brought my mom. Best decision I've made in the last two years was bringing her to pop, lock and drop it ma. Got a bike cushion for the seat at the gym. I definitely am bruised on lower butt area from spin class. fml. I have to sit down so slow. Florida will put a damper on gym class heroes, but I'll get back to it. I've been good about it, I didn't think I would wanna spend an hour in some class designated to kick my ass and laugh about it with other class friends and then suffer through the elliptical and floor equipment the next hour. But it hasn't been much suffering, the next day I want to die a little bit from the soreness, but it's good sore forsure.
Monday when I get home Ben and I have a day just to watch movies and eat pizza flavored chips, since I'm missing his birthday. :( but it'll be fun to just not worry about anything and see his new house.
Eddie and I decided it's too hard being friends, too soon. too hard. too complicated. still too fresh. Us being friends was like pouring salt into open wounds much like listening to James Blunt, a big fuck you is headed your way Mister Blunt. It sucks, it's going to suck. But I know this is probably the most mature thing. When Kelly and I talked on the phone for like over an hour, we talked about all of it..actually we talked about pretty much everything possible. But she gave me pretty sound advice. Speaking of all that, I hate talking on the phone for long periods haha and we managed to talk that long. Needed forsure though, we agreed on a lot of things and people. Milo's snoring is outrageous right now.
I need to go to sleep I have to get up at 7:15 am to go to callies.
Leaving for the beach tomorrow. lots of beach trips planned.
Going to the salon I applied to and then to look at two different places I can live.
Took a salsa/hip hop work out class today. zoomba. seriously so much fun, brought my mom. Best decision I've made in the last two years was bringing her to pop, lock and drop it ma. Got a bike cushion for the seat at the gym. I definitely am bruised on lower butt area from spin class. fml. I have to sit down so slow. Florida will put a damper on gym class heroes, but I'll get back to it. I've been good about it, I didn't think I would wanna spend an hour in some class designated to kick my ass and laugh about it with other class friends and then suffer through the elliptical and floor equipment the next hour. But it hasn't been much suffering, the next day I want to die a little bit from the soreness, but it's good sore forsure.
Monday when I get home Ben and I have a day just to watch movies and eat pizza flavored chips, since I'm missing his birthday. :( but it'll be fun to just not worry about anything and see his new house.
Eddie and I decided it's too hard being friends, too soon. too hard. too complicated. still too fresh. Us being friends was like pouring salt into open wounds much like listening to James Blunt, a big fuck you is headed your way Mister Blunt. It sucks, it's going to suck. But I know this is probably the most mature thing. When Kelly and I talked on the phone for like over an hour, we talked about all of it..actually we talked about pretty much everything possible. But she gave me pretty sound advice. Speaking of all that, I hate talking on the phone for long periods haha and we managed to talk that long. Needed forsure though, we agreed on a lot of things and people. Milo's snoring is outrageous right now.
I need to go to sleep I have to get up at 7:15 am to go to callies.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
I wanna check you for ticks
spin class kicked my ass.
this donk is sore.
just had a terrible phone conversation. fuck crying.
I'm more tan than I am pink, but still a little pink which is annoying.
I'm really loving all the classes at the gym, they put me in a good mood. Tomorrow is like hip hop step type class. jiggle time.
Finally got my new phone. :) need numbers though.
The house I'd live in, in St. Augustine would be the house my mom and I lived in right after I was born. Kind of cool, it's this huge victorian house in downtown with a huge low growing tree in the front yard. I have pictures of me sitting in it when I was really little. Anyway, a huge deck and a garden in the backyard. Just like a neat fucking house. I know I'll be super lonely at first, but I'm a big girl and this is something I've been wanting to do..so suck it up.
And I'm sleepy before twelve. thank you fitness,
this donk is sore.
just had a terrible phone conversation. fuck crying.
I'm more tan than I am pink, but still a little pink which is annoying.
I'm really loving all the classes at the gym, they put me in a good mood. Tomorrow is like hip hop step type class. jiggle time.
Finally got my new phone. :) need numbers though.
The house I'd live in, in St. Augustine would be the house my mom and I lived in right after I was born. Kind of cool, it's this huge victorian house in downtown with a huge low growing tree in the front yard. I have pictures of me sitting in it when I was really little. Anyway, a huge deck and a garden in the backyard. Just like a neat fucking house. I know I'll be super lonely at first, but I'm a big girl and this is something I've been wanting to do..so suck it up.
And I'm sleepy before twelve. thank you fitness,
eff
you.
same old bogus shit. youre friends were right.
"mountains out of molehills"
that phrase died when my grandmother was buried. stfu
same old bogus shit. youre friends were right.
"mountains out of molehills"
that phrase died when my grandmother was buried. stfu
Monday, March 16, 2009
I'm
kind of in a bummed mood, like super bummed.
I'm taking state boards soon, not really worried about those at all. Been doing hair out of the house for extra cash. nbd.
But still feel so fucking backwards. I know I want to be in Florida, I just love Florida ( despite everyone telling me the amount of sketchiness that comes from there will eat me) I can be kind of sketchy, I'll fit in. I'm a complete beach bum and I could live in the sun. But I know no one down there, actually I know like two people. Eddie and Lauren and some of Eddie's friends. But I'm not living in Daytona and the recession is hitting south FL pretty fucking hard, homes and boats are being snatched up. There is about to be no flow there at all. I just want to live at the beach with my dog. period, that's all I want. I may have to settle for the northwestern beach though. What a fucking bummer, like it's pretty and I miss the northwest...but it's so dreary. I don't do well in dreary. But it'll be free, and it really is incredibly progressive there. I could start new, just new city new everything. The shopping is intense there, I'd finally be near my mom and brother. Could be nice, just scary and lonely. Haha, I guess not much difference from here except I'll finally be in a new city. My mom has a bike for me, haha. Everyone's on bike there, no fucking traffic. I don't know I'm just so blah about everything. I'm doing that thing where I sink into the small town scenery. Just being content with podunk. I don't have any major problems that moving would just solve. I just I don't know. I'm just at this point where I don't want to be completely grown and settled ( which I shouldn't anyway) anyway, I want to do whatever I'm about to do while I'm young. Hence moving. I wish I had family in Florida, I mean I kind of do. but eh.
It's funny when someone deletes you off some internet site like three different times, when all three times you became friends with them in the first place was because they asked. bitch, take a nap.
It annoys me when fashion magazines have you aiming to spend a fortune on clothes, which I get I have an addiction when it comes to shopping.....but then they have the hair portion, and they are all talking about box color and some bogus products. Like seriously? I don't know gets under my skin. Speaking of I am a total creep in the hair aisles, and I always make sure there isn't any Aveda diverted product because that is a total crime. Anyway I was on Target online playing Aveda police...what did I find, Smooth Infusions and Pure Abundance. They only had the shampoo and not a lot of them.....which salon went against regulation when they closed and sold it to them??!?!?!?!!!!11 we will catch you!
Listened to an old ass Good Charlotte cd...october reminds me of..................all the seasons of your love. never gets.
I'm in a bad mood. I don't understand the term "play cousins" I think I have a lot. I've become retarded like, I'm about to get upfront and personal with you blogspot.com, I feel like I'm the biggest I've ever been. I know I eat like shit, and I can't fucking stop granted I eat like a meal and a half a day. But that sweet tooth will get me. I get the olga joke now, it's about my fat fucking ass. haha. I have just become obsessed with how disgusting I look. Someone pay for my lazy asses lipo plzzz. Or borrow my saddle bags to ride your fucking horse. Maybe ask my tummy for a tuck? I don't know.
I'm watching Beauty Shop, a smile seriously hasn't left my chubby cheeks. Don't care, love this movie.
This post has taken like four hours I keep leaving the tab up and forgetting about it because I get distracted. So I think it's a novel of a post. FML right?
just wasting my energy.
I'm taking state boards soon, not really worried about those at all. Been doing hair out of the house for extra cash. nbd.
But still feel so fucking backwards. I know I want to be in Florida, I just love Florida ( despite everyone telling me the amount of sketchiness that comes from there will eat me) I can be kind of sketchy, I'll fit in. I'm a complete beach bum and I could live in the sun. But I know no one down there, actually I know like two people. Eddie and Lauren and some of Eddie's friends. But I'm not living in Daytona and the recession is hitting south FL pretty fucking hard, homes and boats are being snatched up. There is about to be no flow there at all. I just want to live at the beach with my dog. period, that's all I want. I may have to settle for the northwestern beach though. What a fucking bummer, like it's pretty and I miss the northwest...but it's so dreary. I don't do well in dreary. But it'll be free, and it really is incredibly progressive there. I could start new, just new city new everything. The shopping is intense there, I'd finally be near my mom and brother. Could be nice, just scary and lonely. Haha, I guess not much difference from here except I'll finally be in a new city. My mom has a bike for me, haha. Everyone's on bike there, no fucking traffic. I don't know I'm just so blah about everything. I'm doing that thing where I sink into the small town scenery. Just being content with podunk. I don't have any major problems that moving would just solve. I just I don't know. I'm just at this point where I don't want to be completely grown and settled ( which I shouldn't anyway) anyway, I want to do whatever I'm about to do while I'm young. Hence moving. I wish I had family in Florida, I mean I kind of do. but eh.
It's funny when someone deletes you off some internet site like three different times, when all three times you became friends with them in the first place was because they asked. bitch, take a nap.
It annoys me when fashion magazines have you aiming to spend a fortune on clothes, which I get I have an addiction when it comes to shopping.....but then they have the hair portion, and they are all talking about box color and some bogus products. Like seriously? I don't know gets under my skin. Speaking of I am a total creep in the hair aisles, and I always make sure there isn't any Aveda diverted product because that is a total crime. Anyway I was on Target online playing Aveda police...what did I find, Smooth Infusions and Pure Abundance. They only had the shampoo and not a lot of them.....which salon went against regulation when they closed and sold it to them??!?!?!?!!!!11 we will catch you!
Listened to an old ass Good Charlotte cd...october reminds me of..................all the seasons of your love. never gets.
I'm in a bad mood. I don't understand the term "play cousins" I think I have a lot. I've become retarded like, I'm about to get upfront and personal with you blogspot.com, I feel like I'm the biggest I've ever been. I know I eat like shit, and I can't fucking stop granted I eat like a meal and a half a day. But that sweet tooth will get me. I get the olga joke now, it's about my fat fucking ass. haha. I have just become obsessed with how disgusting I look. Someone pay for my lazy asses lipo plzzz. Or borrow my saddle bags to ride your fucking horse. Maybe ask my tummy for a tuck? I don't know.
I'm watching Beauty Shop, a smile seriously hasn't left my chubby cheeks. Don't care, love this movie.
This post has taken like four hours I keep leaving the tab up and forgetting about it because I get distracted. So I think it's a novel of a post. FML right?
just wasting my energy.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
I
went bowling tonight, Callie and I vs. Matt and Kyle. I was pin dropper, I did quite the opposite. The "get you" is actually "get you some."
I am always just getting my hope up and shot down, in one way or another. I feel like this is a better idea than an actual reality, you know? It's the thought I like more than what I know is actually good for me. Kind of a total let down, and I know with this theory I still will press on until I know, am completely aware that it in fact WAS better thought then reality. I'll go through a mourning period, blah blah blah. same old.
I'm watching this thing on this what seems to be a normal dad that killed his eleven year old son and put him in a trash can. shit, seriously?
My dog is my heart.
Alison's car is fucked so who knows.
p.s. Rob Dyrdek, if youre reading this..be mine?
Saturday, March 14, 2009
it's NOT nice guys that finish last.
it's ugly shitbags.
ELIJAAAHS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
late night scary movies, here we comeee!
ELIJAAAHS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
late night scary movies, here we comeee!
Friday, March 13, 2009
Okay so phones
dead...no texting. This is the oddest, worst feeling ever. Oddest because it is NOT normal for one to feel like she may start the shakes because her phone is no longer connected with the world. Worst feeling because, it is not normal for one to be like this without her phone. I need a usb cord feed directly into my veins. creepy, eh?
Okay, so hospital visit...FUUULLL of hilarious stories. I know, right?
Story number one; (sooooooooo insane..lost my shit about this one)
So, Elijah's sister's best friend works as a nurse in the ER at the Macon hospital..(draw one's own conclusions...starting now.) This woman walks in with a heavy ebonic southern accent saying, "somethaaan sproutn' down theyuuh." Repeating this saying until the nurse takes her into a check up room. The woman puts on a gown and spreads em' as instructed.....Turns out this bitches uterus had collapsed two weeks earlier....so what may you ask did she do?!?!?!?1111 She inserted a POTATO!!! A WHAT?!?!?!? a fucking potato, that's right folks...this woman thought her best solution was rooting a spud inside her jbox because her uterus fell out. UHHHHWHAT?!
So when the nurse looks, they is LITERALLY shit sprouting.......all down below. I'm curious for a few obvious reasons.
1. Why is that your first inclination, I get the recession..but GOOOD GOD. Like a potato?? A spud? This starchy crop, up your vajay? Like is there nothing else? Maybe something that doesn't sprout??? Tell me this my Queen of the Spuds, was it a Russet or a Jersey Royal?
2. Uterus fell out, UTERUS FELL THE FUCK OUT. ehhhwhat? you jam it back in and pull out one of the potatos you were just about to use for dinner and also jam that in.
3. Why did you act surprised when things were sprouting? Why did you act as if you were some freak of nature (which I guess you should be considered...) like you stuck a spud inside of you, and run screaming when things are sprouting...UHDUH. Ma'am, this isn't a question of why are there things sprouting..It's a question of WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU THINKING STICKING A POTATO UP YOUR JBOX?~?!!?!?!?1111/WE.EQIU3UEDHAD
Second funny story; (Also involving Macon's fine residents.)
Apparently this nurse is a freak story magnet...much like myself.
Anyway, so this close to five hundred pound woman comes in with this insane rash all over. Okay so they can't really pinpoint what exactly is wrong, minus the obvious..ahem. They go to kind of like bathe her because when you are that large...hygiene is out the window as you will come to read. They proceed to lift up one of her rolls to find BREAD. Five slices of bread, moldy fucking bread. Are you shitting me? BREAD. The mold had spread and it was like attacking her to say the least..causing that insane rash. Apparently between the folds gets moist and sweaty (LOL) and they use bread to soak it up. I'm going to make a safe assumption with she got distracted, leaving the bread to soak in the filth of the folds. This bitch got bread sores....NOT to be confused with bed sores. Are you joking me? How do you even let it come to that? What do you say when the hospital nurses find bread, moldy bread attached to your body. Excuse me, wonderbread woman, did you live by the motto..no waste..and finish off your loaf?
Euthanizing people should happen. MAKE IT HAPPEN. Send these people to the Appalachian Trail!
Questions:
1. Why are the people of Macon not on a special like the people of the Appalachian Mountains?
2. Speaking of the AM's send bread woman there (along with spud dud) the mountain rats can feed off her instead of poor innocent children. (not really a question, persay.)
3. When people find rolls inside of your rolls, BITCH TAKE A NAP.
I'm just sorry, but Ripleys, Modern Marvels..somebody needs to get down to Macon's hospital ASAP. There is some shit people have got to see.
BTW. Elijah is NOT at Macon's hospital..just fyi. And his blood sugar is balancing, blood cancer is out of the question along with leukemia. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! Today when I walked in he lit up, he looks like a completely different person. You can just see the improvement. His fever is controlled, finally! We took a walk around, I played gopher and wheeled his IV's around the hospital, haha. One more x-ray, no more fever and he can go home for seven days. He may have to have a blood transfusion once a month that takes about four hours..but that's better than dying, right? So tomorrow night IF he is able to get out we are going to celebrate by doing our favorite thing in the entire world. Last house on the left...we usually freak ourselves out as much as humanly possible and stay up all night completely freaked. haha, awww buster. I of course cried when I saw him, he was like seriously? I thought that was over haha. But I was just so happy! Cheeks hurt from smiling.
Beach in like five days; island trips, fishing, sun, sand. I'm excited..it's needed.
New phone monday, I will be without everyone's number so text me Monday and gimme that shit.
Okay, so hospital visit...FUUULLL of hilarious stories. I know, right?
Story number one; (sooooooooo insane..lost my shit about this one)
So, Elijah's sister's best friend works as a nurse in the ER at the Macon hospital..(draw one's own conclusions...starting now.) This woman walks in with a heavy ebonic southern accent saying, "somethaaan sproutn' down theyuuh." Repeating this saying until the nurse takes her into a check up room. The woman puts on a gown and spreads em' as instructed.....Turns out this bitches uterus had collapsed two weeks earlier....so what may you ask did she do?!?!?!?1111 She inserted a POTATO!!! A WHAT?!?!?!? a fucking potato, that's right folks...this woman thought her best solution was rooting a spud inside her jbox because her uterus fell out. UHHHHWHAT?!
So when the nurse looks, they is LITERALLY shit sprouting.......all down below. I'm curious for a few obvious reasons.
1. Why is that your first inclination, I get the recession..but GOOOD GOD. Like a potato?? A spud? This starchy crop, up your vajay? Like is there nothing else? Maybe something that doesn't sprout??? Tell me this my Queen of the Spuds, was it a Russet or a Jersey Royal?
2. Uterus fell out, UTERUS FELL THE FUCK OUT. ehhhwhat? you jam it back in and pull out one of the potatos you were just about to use for dinner and also jam that in.
3. Why did you act surprised when things were sprouting? Why did you act as if you were some freak of nature (which I guess you should be considered...) like you stuck a spud inside of you, and run screaming when things are sprouting...UHDUH. Ma'am, this isn't a question of why are there things sprouting..It's a question of WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU THINKING STICKING A POTATO UP YOUR JBOX?~?!!?!?!?1111/WE.EQIU3UEDHAD
Second funny story; (Also involving Macon's fine residents.)
Apparently this nurse is a freak story magnet...much like myself.
Anyway, so this close to five hundred pound woman comes in with this insane rash all over. Okay so they can't really pinpoint what exactly is wrong, minus the obvious..ahem. They go to kind of like bathe her because when you are that large...hygiene is out the window as you will come to read. They proceed to lift up one of her rolls to find BREAD. Five slices of bread, moldy fucking bread. Are you shitting me? BREAD. The mold had spread and it was like attacking her to say the least..causing that insane rash. Apparently between the folds gets moist and sweaty (LOL) and they use bread to soak it up. I'm going to make a safe assumption with she got distracted, leaving the bread to soak in the filth of the folds. This bitch got bread sores....NOT to be confused with bed sores. Are you joking me? How do you even let it come to that? What do you say when the hospital nurses find bread, moldy bread attached to your body. Excuse me, wonderbread woman, did you live by the motto..no waste..and finish off your loaf?
Euthanizing people should happen. MAKE IT HAPPEN. Send these people to the Appalachian Trail!
Questions:
1. Why are the people of Macon not on a special like the people of the Appalachian Mountains?
2. Speaking of the AM's send bread woman there (along with spud dud) the mountain rats can feed off her instead of poor innocent children. (not really a question, persay.)
3. When people find rolls inside of your rolls, BITCH TAKE A NAP.
I'm just sorry, but Ripleys, Modern Marvels..somebody needs to get down to Macon's hospital ASAP. There is some shit people have got to see.
BTW. Elijah is NOT at Macon's hospital..just fyi. And his blood sugar is balancing, blood cancer is out of the question along with leukemia. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! Today when I walked in he lit up, he looks like a completely different person. You can just see the improvement. His fever is controlled, finally! We took a walk around, I played gopher and wheeled his IV's around the hospital, haha. One more x-ray, no more fever and he can go home for seven days. He may have to have a blood transfusion once a month that takes about four hours..but that's better than dying, right? So tomorrow night IF he is able to get out we are going to celebrate by doing our favorite thing in the entire world. Last house on the left...we usually freak ourselves out as much as humanly possible and stay up all night completely freaked. haha, awww buster. I of course cried when I saw him, he was like seriously? I thought that was over haha. But I was just so happy! Cheeks hurt from smiling.
Beach in like five days; island trips, fishing, sun, sand. I'm excited..it's needed.
New phone monday, I will be without everyone's number so text me Monday and gimme that shit.
all I gotta say is;
this bitch better put her shit on pause.
"I bet she's easier to get into than a community college."
phones dead. perma hiatus.
WYYLINNN' OUTTT
"I bet she's easier to get into than a community college."
phones dead. perma hiatus.
WYYLINNN' OUTTT
hospital visits
have become part of everyday life.
stayed up until it was light out again, not even in front of anything. I put Role Models in the dvd player around four just because I couldn't fall asleep. I get this rush of energy around two or three, it usually involves me going through old letters, pictures. anything possible. Re folding all my clothes in my drawers. Such a party girl. If being a spinster is wrong, I don't wanna be right..as of now. Anyway woke up around oneish was supposed to pick up mybrother and sister from school early....turns out they didn't even go to school. tricky kids. I have to shower and get ready so I can leave here by 5ish to spend another night at the hospital. I just want to trade places with him. My eyes are like perma swollen for crying in the car on my way home, everytime...listening to country. FML.
stayed up until it was light out again, not even in front of anything. I put Role Models in the dvd player around four just because I couldn't fall asleep. I get this rush of energy around two or three, it usually involves me going through old letters, pictures. anything possible. Re folding all my clothes in my drawers. Such a party girl. If being a spinster is wrong, I don't wanna be right..as of now. Anyway woke up around oneish was supposed to pick up mybrother and sister from school early....turns out they didn't even go to school. tricky kids. I have to shower and get ready so I can leave here by 5ish to spend another night at the hospital. I just want to trade places with him. My eyes are like perma swollen for crying in the car on my way home, everytime...listening to country. FML.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
so
in other news, fuck what you heard.
hahaha, in every way possible.
Okay went to a jewelry party tonight ( i know right, RIGHT?!?!?!) I got suckered in..of course. As loud and stupid as I get, you WOULD think I could say no. But no, these kinds of things and the kiosks in the mall where you get some shitty scented lotion that smells kind of like nair and a "free" nail buffer get me everytime. I say "free" because I probably paid close to thirty bucks for that hanus lotion so in fact that buffer was NOT free. Anyway everything going fine, I'm putting away some pizza for reeeeal and drinking mountain dew thinking..life is sweet these busters are about to have to pay up to this stupid woman. Well she is all talking about having a jewelry party saying so and so gets an extra 25 dollars worth of free jewelry...two people say yes. So I feel like a shit head and I'm like nooooo........uhhhhhhh okaaaaayyyy..I guess soooo. WHAAATTT THE HELL. what the hell. This jewelry is grandma status and like seriously?!?!?!
anyway, fuck what you heard. still about all that.
hahaha, in every way possible.
Okay went to a jewelry party tonight ( i know right, RIGHT?!?!?!) I got suckered in..of course. As loud and stupid as I get, you WOULD think I could say no. But no, these kinds of things and the kiosks in the mall where you get some shitty scented lotion that smells kind of like nair and a "free" nail buffer get me everytime. I say "free" because I probably paid close to thirty bucks for that hanus lotion so in fact that buffer was NOT free. Anyway everything going fine, I'm putting away some pizza for reeeeal and drinking mountain dew thinking..life is sweet these busters are about to have to pay up to this stupid woman. Well she is all talking about having a jewelry party saying so and so gets an extra 25 dollars worth of free jewelry...two people say yes. So I feel like a shit head and I'm like nooooo........uhhhhhhh okaaaaayyyy..I guess soooo. WHAAATTT THE HELL. what the hell. This jewelry is grandma status and like seriously?!?!?!
anyway, fuck what you heard. still about all that.
still laughing. it's four am. this my shit.
brrightlywound (1:22:39 AM) : no way she looks like a frump a dump
anna hilton (1:22:53 AM) : like no wanna hear something, and this is me being totally real with you
brrightlywound (1:22:59 AM) : okay
anna hilton (1:23:53 AM) : so before i'd actually known you, or seen you.. i noticed you had baby cheeks so i assumed you were a little chubster, but then when i actually saw you and saw how you filled out.. just being a girl.. you know... sizing up other girls, you fill out really well and i dont think youre chubby or fat
anna hilton (1:24:01 AM) : and thats me being 100 percent honest with you
brrightlywound (1:24:06 AM) : awwwww
brrightlywound (1:24:09 AM) : hahah thank you
brrightlywound (1:24:15 AM) : but im not filled out well.
brrightlywound (1:24:20 AM) : my cheeks give me away forsure
brrightlywound (1:24:22 AM) : hahahaha
anna hilton (1:24:35 AM) : haha i think you do, no homo
anna hilton (1:24:36 AM) : lolz
brrightlywound (1:34:55 AM) : hahaha not at all. she looks like a band aid.
brrightlywound (1:35:00 AM) : their fat friend that tags along.
brrightlywound (1:35:01 AM) : you know?
anna hilton (1:35:04 AM) : hhahahaha
anna hilton (1:35:06 AM) : YEAH
anna hilton (1:35:07 AM) : exactly
brrightlywound (1:35:11 AM) : the one that you hang with when you dont have anything else
brrightlywound (1:35:14 AM) : and you know shell buy drinks
anna hilton (1:35:16 AM) : not one of "the girls'
brrightlywound (1:35:17 AM) : and your dinner
anna hilton (1:35:23 AM) : haha yeah dude
brrightlywound (1:35:29 AM) : hahaha bummer girlfriend
anna hilton (1:35:29 AM) : the embarrassing one
brrightlywound (1:35:33 AM) : hahahaha yeah
anna hilton (1:35:37 AM) : that is in the out crowd
brrightlywound (1:35:40 AM) : but she gets guys bc of her kind of status?
brrightlywound (1:35:47 AM) : like who she knows.. she must be cool..
brrightlywound (1:35:49 AM) : then she isnt
brrightlywound (2:17:59 AM) : would
anna hilton (2:18:09 AM) : hahahahahhah yes!
anna hilton (2:18:17 AM) : bling bling and dem short hair cuts
brrightlywound (2:18:22 AM) : hahaha for real
brrightlywound (2:18:26 AM) : im about to get my swag on
anna hilton (2:27:03 AM) : fuck dragontales dude
brrightlywound (2:30:45 AM) : such a cute wig
anna hilton (2:31:12 AM) : i would buy him bape hoodies and shit cause i luv it
anna hilton (2:31:15 AM) : 8 mile nigga
brrightlywound (2:31:36 AM) : hahahaha me too!
brrightlywound (2:31:45 AM) : ughhhh
brrightlywound (2:31:47 AM) : and hats
brrightlywound (2:31:49 AM) : not beanies! only sometimes.
anna hilton (2:31:58 AM) : god dammit
anna hilton (2:32:07 AM) : what happened to the nike dunk collections n shit
anna hilton (2:32:19 AM) : hold on, i gotta post commets 4 u
brrightlywound (2:32:44 AM) : hahahahahah k
brrightlywound (2:32:56 AM) : i love diamond studs
brrightlywound (2:33:01 AM) : mmmmmm
anna hilton (2:33:13 AM) : cubic zirconium
anna hilton (2:33:16 AM) : ear rings
brrightlywound (2:33:17 AM) : now they all look like bike hippies
anna hilton (2:33:17 AM) : dayum
anna hilton (2:33:26 AM) : IKNOW all of them
anna hilton (2:33:26 AM) : fuck
anna hilton (2:33:30 AM) : the hippie movement
brrightlywound (2:33:33 AM) : flannel. i like flannel. but fuck.
brrightlywound (2:33:36 AM) : long hair
brrightlywound (2:33:40 AM) : scruff
anna hilton (2:33:44 AM) : grunge.. buhh no
brrightlywound (2:33:47 AM) : nooooo
brrightlywound (2:33:49 AM) : no no no
anna hilton (2:41:26 AM) : hey hold on im working on your comment
brrightlywound (2:41:29 AM) : haha okay
anna hilton (2:45:13 AM) : ok
anna hilton (2:45:17 AM) : go look at your comment
brrightlywound (2:48:09 AM) : hahahahaha
brrightlywound (2:48:27 AM) : i commented you back.
brrightlywound (2:48:34 AM) : it really makes me want one
brrightlywound (2:48:37 AM) : like im kind of set on it
brrightlywound (2:48:43 AM) : its my new stipulation
brrightlywound (2:48:51 AM) : must be a wigger or semi wigger esque
brrightlywound (2:49:11 AM) : if you dont wear a cap. if we cant share ice.
brrightlywound (2:49:14 AM) : then move along
brrightlywound (2:49:23 AM) : because i wanna pop lock and drop it
brrightlywound (2:49:31 AM) : with a wanna be jamal
anna hilton (2:50:13 AM) : hahahahahhhhaha
anna hilton (2:50:17 AM) : with a wanna be jamal
brrightlywound (2:50:21 AM) : for real
brrightlywound (2:51:09 AM) : commented you again
anna hilton (2:51:10 AM) : i left you another one, now i'm checkin my comments
brrightlywound (2:51:18 AM) : hahahahha k
anna hilton (2:52:06 AM) : hahahha dragons would you plz breath your fire elsewhere... i have shit to do. hahahahaa
brrightlywound (2:52:14 AM) : hahahahaha
brrightlywound (2:52:30 AM) : truth
brrightlywound (2:56:06 AM) : OMG HOT WIGGERS
brrightlywound (2:56:10 AM) : check comments at the end
anna hilton (2:59:23 AM) : read my bulletin
anna hilton (2:59:28 AM) : it's of upmost importance
brrightlywound (2:59:39 AM) : hahaha k
brrightlywound (3:00:08 AM) : a thank you very much
anna hilton (3:00:49 AM) : jenn is saying she thinks it's so gross
brrightlywound (3:00:52 AM) : hahahahahaha
anna hilton (3:00:53 AM) : and i was like
anna hilton (3:00:53 AM) : OK
brrightlywound (3:00:55 AM) : no!
anna hilton (3:00:56 AM) : DATE THE MOUNTAIN MEN
brrightlywound (3:00:59 AM) : hahahahha
anna hilton (3:01:22 AM) : hhahahahhahaha
brrightlywound (3:01:24 AM) : but would
anna hilton (3:01:33 AM) : damn that shorty used to holla and i lost my chance
brrightlywound (3:02:14 AM) : hahaha i got shit to do
anna hilton (3:02:33 AM) : HAHAHA lol
anna hilton (3:02:34 AM) : LOL
brrightlywound (3:02:44 AM) : did you see the hot wigger pic yet?!?!
brrightlywound (3:02:47 AM) : sooo hottt
brrightlywound (3:02:49 AM) : ugh
anna hilton (3:03:03 AM) : yo he still hangs out at the graveyard. last time i saw him was at scion fest. time before that.. made him buy me a shot and grabbed his butt
anna hilton (3:03:10 AM) : NO sorry hold on
brrightlywound (3:03:13 AM) : hahahaha k
brrightlywound (3:03:16 AM) : approve!
anna hilton (3:03:32 AM) : HAHAHAHHHA
anna hilton (3:03:33 AM) : OMG
anna hilton (3:03:36 AM) : I LAUGHED SO HARD
brrightlywound (3:03:37 AM) : SO HOTTTT
anna hilton (3:03:41 AM) : at the hippie commment
brrightlywound (3:03:44 AM) : hahahaha hahahahhahaa
brrightlywound (3:04:10 AM) : where the wigger boys at?
anna hilton (3:04:20 AM) : OMG
anna hilton (3:04:24 AM) : THAT LAST WIGGER BOI PIC
anna hilton (3:04:25 AM) : SO HOT
brrightlywound (3:04:26 AM) : i knooooow
brrightlywound (3:04:29 AM) : riiiight?
brrightlywound (3:04:39 AM) : excites me. imma be scoutin daytona for some a demmm
anna hilton (3:05:11 AM) : omg yeah
brrightlywound (3:05:12 AM) : i want em bad
anna hilton (3:05:53 AM) : like
anna hilton (3:06:02 AM) : i think guys should look like frat boy wigger boys
brrightlywound (3:06:13 AM) : so right
brrightlywound (3:06:14 AM) : sooo right
brrightlywound (3:06:15 AM) : and rap
brrightlywound (3:06:19 AM) : of course rap
anna hilton (3:06:22 AM) : duh dude
brrightlywound (3:06:25 AM) : i like em' to all the words
brrightlywound (3:06:30 AM) : to know*
anna hilton (3:06:31 AM) : gotta be into it while i back my ass up on dem
brrightlywound (3:06:37 AM) : haha uh duh
brrightlywound (3:07:53 AM) : hahahahahahahaha
brrightlywound (3:07:54 AM) : would
anna hilton (3:09:25 AM) : shaved head hotties who listen to minor threat
anna hilton (3:09:27 AM) : yes please
brrightlywound (3:09:37 AM) : gotchya again
brrightlywound (3:09:49 AM) : bottom one makes me lol
anna hilton (3:10:35 AM) : dude
anna hilton (3:10:40 AM) : seriously
brrightlywound (3:10:44 AM) : hahaha
anna hilton (3:10:49 AM) : dont even get me started on sk8er boiz
brrightlywound (3:10:53 AM) : hahahaha
anna hilton (3:10:53 AM) : i like sk8er boiz too
anna hilton (3:12:26 AM) : hahhaa yes
brrightlywound (3:19:11 AM) : haha k
brrightlywound (3:19:49 AM) : hahahhaah hubba hubbbaaa
brrightlywound (3:19:52 AM) : i just died
brrightlywound (3:19:55 AM) : choked from laughing
anna hilton (3:19:59 AM) : hahahhaa HUBBA HUBBA
anna hilton (3:20:03 AM) : what if i went up to hotties
brrightlywound (3:20:04 AM) : so funny
anna hilton (3:20:06 AM) : and just said
brrightlywound (3:20:07 AM) : hahahahahahahahaha
brrightlywound (3:20:08 AM) : no
brrightlywound (3:20:10 AM) : no no no
brrightlywound (3:20:10 AM) : no
anna hilton (3:20:10 AM) : "HUBBA HUBBA"
brrightlywound (3:20:13 AM) : hahahahahahahahahaha
brrightlywound (3:20:16 AM) : fuuuuuck
brrightlywound (3:20:21 AM) : hubba hubba
anna hilton (3:20:28 AM) : lol
brrightlywound (3:20:33 AM) : bitch said hubba hubba
anna hilton (3:20:38 AM) : hahahahhaa
anna hilton (3:20:41 AM) : lololol
anna hilton (3:20:43 AM) : i'm loling
anna hilton (3:20:51 AM) : like a cartoon or some shit
anna hilton (3:20:55 AM) : i welcome all hotties
brrightlywound (3:21:01 AM) : hahahhahaha im dying
brrightlywound (3:21:02 AM) : so funny
brrightlywound (3:21:04 AM) : i bulletined
brrightlywound (3:21:13 AM) : hotties, please come in
anna hilton (3:21:16 AM) : loloololozzzzz hahaha
anna hilton (3:21:28 AM) : HAHAHA I JUST SAW YOUR BULLETIN
anna hilton (3:21:30 AM) : hahhaha
anna hilton (3:21:32 AM) : god stop, fuck
anna hilton (3:21:34 AM) : hahaha
brrightlywound (3:21:41 AM) : hahahahaha, seriously though. hotties please come in.
brrightlywound (3:22:04 AM) : shaved. ear pierced. cap wearin. nike ownin hotties
brrightlywound (3:22:09 AM) : please comeee in
anna hilton (3:22:31 AM) : hahhaa yeah.. i dunno if yer still sellin yer dunx on ebay, but you need to END THE BIDZ
brrightlywound (3:22:53 AM) : hahahaha uh fa real dough. ill shine them shoes for you1
brrightlywound (3:23:06 AM) : lilbit a shoe shinin, aint nothaaang
anna hilton (3:23:14 AM) : make a bitch wunna get on her kneez and spit shine
brrightlywound (3:23:26 AM) : hahahaha, pull my hair while i shine yo dunks
anna hilton (3:23:35 AM) : fuq hahahahha
brrightlywound (3:23:48 AM) : lolzzz
anna hilton (3:24:10 AM) : hahah oh wait i forgot that i just said hubba hubba
anna hilton (3:24:14 AM) : still loling
brrightlywound (3:24:20 AM) : hahahahah yes. hubba hubbaing
brrightlywound (3:24:31 AM) : did you get that other hippie comment?
anna hilton (3:24:45 AM) : hahaha god this makes me wanna go out and see hotties just so i can say "hubba hubba"
anna hilton (3:24:49 AM) : hold on lemme check
brrightlywound (3:24:57 AM) : hahahhaa yes. drunk. hubba hubbaing
brrightlywound (3:25:01 AM) : itll happen
brrightlywound (3:25:06 AM) : imabout to change my about me
brrightlywound (3:25:08 AM) : real quick
brrightlywound (3:25:10 AM) : hubba hubba
brrightlywound (3:25:12 AM) : hahahahaha
anna hilton (3:25:21 AM) : lololololol s0 funny
brrightlywound (3:25:24 AM) : so funny i want it everywhere
brrightlywound (3:25:41 AM) : i keep lurkin your page re reading our comments
brrightlywound (3:25:45 AM) : ip address alert
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