FML

Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marines' Girlfriend". I'm a straight 16 year old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML

surely not.

I've watched waking life twice since I've gotten home. Reminds me of Nicholas. It took forever to find it. Thank you ebay and two Valentines Day's ago. I got it for him but it was never given. good thing. Pretty Woman will probably my bedtime dvd.

I've missed my dogs snoring.

I've really been thinking about moving to Portland. How insane of me. I just can't shake it.

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Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

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